singlepatriotsinyourarea:

every 4/20, professor macklemore reflects on that time he smoked a fatass blunt and then got sad

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krudman:

Can I offer you a nice egg in this trying holiday?

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ftlouis:

swedish is a very beautiful and deep language

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mr-egbutt:

WAKE UP POTTER

WE’RE GOING TO THE ZOO

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thorki:

i love this.  there’s no explanation.  simply freeze ur fucking eggs

sh1re:

happy easter

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floozys:

"stop saying straight men are weak and pathetic" 

i had to listen to a man describe how the fact that his girlfriend’s farts are louder and stronger than his is making him feel self conscious and emasculated on the radio today 

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"Let’s get drunk at midnight, listen to our favorite songs and kiss so much that our lips burn"

(Source: chafedaddy, via seantracy)